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Nipples.



Apr 23 '14
Apr 23 '14
m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:


catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

Apr 23 '14

myfirstpubichair:

parent: WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE WEED IN THIS ROOM

me: image

Apr 23 '14
kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

Apr 22 '14
mysavageheart:

Cute riding crop.

mysavageheart:

Cute riding crop.

(Source: sensualsub)

Apr 22 '14

pchoop:

breaks down

Apr 22 '14
Apr 22 '14

Disney themed fashion show at my school this morning.
I was Scar from the Lion King.
Classmate did my hair, I did my makeup.

Apr 22 '14
dpicchiophotos:

I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 
It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

dpicchiophotos:

I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 

It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

Apr 22 '14
  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Apr 22 '14

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

Apr 22 '14

e-wifey:

titty-jpg:

gtfothinspo:

lord-yggdrasill:

hnnnng the first and last ones are perfect

Who is this??? They need a name on this because they’re amazing!

Dis
e-wifey

lol thx

(Source: jayjustice.deviantart.com)

Apr 21 '14

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

Apr 21 '14
Apr 21 '14

(Source: tsundereginge)